i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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