cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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