i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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