i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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