Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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