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  • 56 46
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 9, 11 at 8:31pm
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    I have a six inch penis. But some girls like it that wide.

  • 54 43
    Submitted by builtFORDtough1 on Nov 10, 11 at 6:29am
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    It's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean but it is kinda hard to get to France in a row boat.

  • 50 40
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 9, 11 at 2:36pm
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    Corey Feldman? MJ can't hurt you anymore bro...

  • 43 30
    Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 9, 11 at 1:07pm
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    Narrowly. Great choice of wording!

  • 47 39
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Nov 9, 11 at 5:08pm
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    ReesesPoofs- spoken like a man w a tiny dick!

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Shoveltime on Nov 9, 11 at 11:17am
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    The tiny penis will catch up to you later. No worries.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 9, 11 at 1:14pm
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    I hope your first baby is a boy.

  • 41 44
    Submitted by hiddenmasochism1 on Nov 9, 11 at 12:44pm
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    Tiny penises are just depressing. I had to touch one a while ago. To jack it off I only had to use my pointer finger and thumb.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by thehungrynunu on Nov 9, 11 at 5:27pm
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    tiny penis is sad...just sad...if you aren't at least 6 inches then I'm so sorry

  • 41 49
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 9, 11 at 2:52pm
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    Damn, poor guy. Though to be honest he probably had gotten really good with his mouth to make up for it. You missed out on a good oppurtunity!

  • 31 30
    Submitted by sofuckoffright on Nov 9, 11 at 1:56pm
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    Icky. I've heard about those.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by bigman_oncampus on Nov 9, 11 at 12:27pm
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    Insert jack sparrow line here...

  • 30 41
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 9, 11 at 11:10pm
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    Ick, tiny penises are the worst. I've encountered one and it was the worst sex.

    • 33 35
      Submitted by thehungrynunu on Nov 10, 11 at 12:32am
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      god you poor thing...you at least found a rebound horse cock right?

      • 26 32
        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 10, 11 at 12:54am
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        Don't be a smart ass to me, schmuck.

        • 20 36
          Submitted by thehungrynunu on Nov 10, 11 at 1:19am
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          bahahahaa not a literal horse...merely a well hung individual XD

          • 33 39
            Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 10, 11 at 2:22am
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            LOL I know. All in screwed up fun on here. LOL

  • 35 58
    Submitted by 370HSSV on Nov 9, 11 at 6:17pm
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    If you aren't at least 8 inches you suck

    • 23 31
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 10, 11 at 11:42am
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      and you're dreamin...or alone a lot.

  • 25 39
    Submitted by sweettits88 on Nov 16, 11 at 1:34am
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    Built ford tough obviously has a tiny one...it has nothin to do with the motion of the ocean SIZE ALWAYS matters. Just keep tellin yourself that though kid..