just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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