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  • 94 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:10am

    I think he wrote about this on FML.

  • 83 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:22am

    So was that a no then?

  • 80 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:30pm

    5 glasses made you puke? pussy. he needs to find a real woman.

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:20pm

    Only 5 glasses?? Olololololol.....

  • 74 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:24am

    No one wants to marry a lightweight.

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:12pm

    Hahaha. Good ol nj girls.

  • 63 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:55pm

    You are the biggest featherweight ever. (Yes, I realize the oxymoronness of that statement.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:25am

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 59 51
    Submitted by nikoliss on Jun 20, 10 at 1:25am

    5 glasses?! Christ you're a lightweight like I've never seen!

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:10am

    I second the FML post.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:01am

    Wow what a fuckin pussy

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:33pm

    I wouldn't marry you if you can only handle 5 glasses...or maybe I should, you're a cheap date.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:32am

    Hopefully the sucker knew enough to immediately revoke the proposal and walk the fuck away from your drunk, idiotic ass.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:22am

    damn it... i guess i was second! SECOND!

  • 39 36
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 3:54pm

    For some people wine just makes them really drunk. I know a girl that will vomit after three glasses of wine.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:51am

    Ahah, 9:10, I was wondering how long it would take someone to mention this.

  • 65 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:29am

    First biotches