I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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