We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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