Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
nutella sex= disaster
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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