That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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