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  • Best line: I like your shoes, wanna fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:25am
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  • jesus christ, it's you're! get off the barstool and back to the classroom!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:07am
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  • 549, if ur 12 u shouldn't be on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:55pm
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  • that pick up line would work for me. you always gotta be a little rough while eating pussy. and horny girl: I'll like your pussy slowly if you lick mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:04am
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  • vagina flicking gets me every time ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:46am
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  • I love when bartenders fuck with people like that. It's fun to watch people try it and laugh. "Ask her if she wants to see your basement. Never fails."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:24pm
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  • lmao 6:23. That would be even better. If some guy actually said that to me, I would laugh so fuckin hard. God. I really hope he listened to the bartender.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:26am
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  • Thatd just make me giggle, no matter how hot he was. There are a lot better things he could do than flick it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:20am
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  • Nope. The best pick up line is to look her in the eyes and lick your eyebows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:05pm
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  • Its better to look deep into her eyes and tell her how much you're going to skull fuck her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:35pm
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  • Cmon quiet guy! Where's that tactless unwitty repartee you're so famous for? Bring it, bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:28am
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  • But then you'd have to follow through...

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 1, 12 at 7:03am
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  • I've never asked, so I've never been rejected. And I'm pretty sure you have no idea who my mo is. -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:02am
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  • I'm pretty sure that was just to get you to get rejected a lot so you buy more drinks. -quiet guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:31am
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  • I'm 12 years old and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:49pm
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  • It's better to look deep into eyes and say, "I'm going to stick it in your butt"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:33am
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  • I bet that bartender doesn't get laid much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:30am
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  • Hahaha. Bartender FTW!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:16am
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  • I fucking love the 'you're' person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:55pm
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  • Fix your auto correct clit slapper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:57am
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  • New Rule: Quite guy needs to start honoring his name.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:40pm
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  • Quiet, we determined yesterday that I did in fact fuck your dead mother. But you're right, I only knew her in the biblical sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:23am
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  • Yeah! Slap that clit! Slap it! The clit MUST be slapped!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:01am
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  • Your mom is into eyes as I did your dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:03pm
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  • I like Horney girl better than quiet guy. What other personalities do you have?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:36am
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  • U always gotta flick the clit after u lick it a lil bit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 7:25am
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  • You know all about rejection, dontcha quiet? -the clit slapped who ducked your mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:39am
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  • Lick my clit slowly. Then Take it in your mouth and suck it until I cum. -the horny girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:31am
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