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  • 90 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:39am

    Wow, she called 2 of her friends and asked me if they could see it! I made them get naked too, but it was worth it

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:23pm

    Aww, that's kinda sweet. I wish someone would do that for me if I worked at a zoo :(

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:00pm

    right on, bangin' a bitch from the Henry Doorly Zoo!

  • 65 56
    Submitted by collysto on Feb 11, 10 at 7:10pm

    hell yeah! henry doorly zoo ftw. wish i worked there. lol

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:33pm

    Guys, she loved it! I expected it to go well, but not that well!!!

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:37am

    That's actually cute.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:57am

    Is it wierd that i think its kinda sweet that he put that much effort into it for his zoo lady?

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:56pm

    i think its cute too!! strange...

  • 52 44
    Submitted by 69master on Nov 13, 10 at 1:11am

    Nebraska all the way second largest zoo in the country and also the only place with an indoor rainforest so u can all suck it Omaha is the greatest city ever

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:04pm

    HAHAHAHA aw it's so funny that it is actually cute.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:43pm

    there's a zoo in lincoln too ya know

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:30pm

    did you name your dick simba or mufasa? i'd be a little scared if you called it 'scar'.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:48pm

    i usually go for the hairy elephant ears look so my penis can be included as the trunk.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:46pm

    wow that is so romantic..

  • 47 52
    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 8, 10 at 11:19pm

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, a lion sleeps tonight!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:33pm

    ahahahah INSANITY! takes so much to make me laugh, but this one is making me laugh so hard that i'm crying.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:15pm

    hahahah 12:09 ewwwww.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:36pm

    That wouldn't even work. It would not look like a lions mane. You are a retard.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:14pm

    Niiiice! I swear if someone ever said "SIMBA" to me after sex, yeah, I don't think I could keep a straight face!

  • 48 58
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 21, 10 at 6:40pm

    shoulda got a zebra mane

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:29pm

    you're dick's the mane event.

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:26am

    This is a question for all the ladies, If I "Lion Kinged" you would you be cool with it/find it funny? if you dont know what it is urban dictionary.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:01am

    RAWR IMA COCK , TAME ME ^.^

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:07pm

    shave it all off that is hot!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:00pm

    hope it turns into a giraffe later.....

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:38am

    omg this made me snort-laugh.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Psykominds on Apr 25, 10 at 8:04pm

    LMFAO. I wonder who it was, I work there now :D

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:53pm

    i hope to god the song "lion's roar" made an appearance at some point in this night...

  • 38 46
    Submitted by sni on Jul 8, 10 at 4:40pm

    Repping Nebraska.. And the zoo. Niice

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:30am

    I don't get how it would look like a lion's mane, I can't picture it in my head...but still hilarious if she recognizes it xD

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    Now you can Lion King her. Urban dictionary it if you want to know how haha

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Psykominds on Apr 27, 10 at 8:01pm

    haha, nice! I wish I had someone do that for me lmao

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:53am

    12:09 - Gross, but hilarious.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:03pm

    Haha adorable. Hope it worked.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:09pm

    the omaha zoo is the shit!

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:55pm

    @ 6:20, I think he's saying he's the OP and telling us more info bout the mane. I don't see any faking..

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 8:42am

    That is the most romantic thing I've ever read.

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:55pm

    *Lion King* When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba". "I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:28pm

    hahahahaha @ 11:59 mufassaaaa

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:59pm

    i'm betting that was a pretty big bush you shaved in order to get the full effect...

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 12:02am

    I work at the henry doorly zoo and the girls I know that work there wouldn't find that cute lol

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:19pm

    Is this girl's name Sarah? If so, I know who she is and she will probably be impressed. After all, she's slept with half the guys in any given bar you walk into!

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 3:53am

    12:09, i think i just pissed myself laughing. hahhahahahahahhahahahahah

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:37pm

    ahahaha 12:29! so corny, but i died laughing.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:20am

    Anyone else think 11:33, 2:13 and 12:39 are all different people, pretending to be OP?

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 4:20pm

    there is a zoo in Lincoln? I wouldn't know... Lincoln is worthless unless you're at a game or on campus.

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:27am

    i like my men hairrrrrrrry

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:39pm

    haha its funny but cute

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 12:49pm

    I actually think this would work for me if my guy did it, it's so weird it's cute! And very funny :-D

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:12pm

    12:09 ! u made me LMAO i couldnt breath hahahhaha perfection but nasty!

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:08am

    I'm trying to figure out which chick at the zoo came over.

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:20pm

    wow... that lion king this is funny! SIMBA!

  • 52 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:03pm

    You're simply awesome.

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:17pm

    hahahahha simba!!!! this made me laugh soooo hard

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:30pm

    ha dude go to urban dictionary and look up "lion king" im a girl and i think that shits hilarious.

  • 48 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 2:13pm

    yeah it looks funny now. but she did love it!

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:16pm

    did she make the lion roar?

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:20pm

    1:26 I would be in shock and then I'd laugh and high five you

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:29am

    that's thoughtful, and fucking hilarious.

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 6:05am

    lincoln zoo doesn't have lions. Must be the Omaha zoo. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 11:53am

    i'm trying hard to picture what he means and i'm struggling. funny as hell either way.