Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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