Kiss
Puke
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We just shotgunned beers for America
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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