Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The adults are the big ones right?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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