Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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