Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize