Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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