Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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