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  • 78 52
    Submitted by longroad22 on Dec 6, 10 at 3:16pm

    take LSD. You'll really become telepathic with your cat.

  • 89 75
    Submitted by supercoolalias on Dec 6, 10 at 2:58pm

    Really? My cat would sell me out to the highest bid of yogurt and trick me into going downstairs by meowing incessantly. Devious little fuckers. THEY ARE NOT ON YOUR SIDE.

  • 77 63
    Submitted by soko on Dec 6, 10 at 1:31pm

    Not the only time.

  • 77 65
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 7, 10 at 3:08am

    I swear my ex had a telepathic link with her cat. Whenever we started to have sex, this cat would knock something down in the living room to get us to stop. One time we just ignored the cat and all the items on the dining room table were pushed off.

  • 75 65
    Submitted by nerdout270 on Dec 6, 10 at 1:12pm

    And to know if he's a sereal killer or not. Animals can pick up on those kinds of things.

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    Submitted by monicamischief on Dec 7, 10 at 1:19am

    It's funny--you seem to think your cat has your best interests in mind. You are gravely mistaken. \n\nI love love LOVE cats, but they are all deviant little bastards. Every single one of them.

  • 72 61
    Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 7, 10 at 12:38am

    Telepathy isn't necessary to talk to pussy.

  • 69 56
    Submitted by jmoyer490 on Dec 9, 10 at 12:26am

    The 814...gotta love a fellow Northwestern Pennsylvanian