Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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