how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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