maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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