I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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