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  • 63 39
    Submitted by brentp on Aug 3, 11 at 2:27pm

    Flawless victory

  • 57 40
    Submitted by romeo7 on Aug 3, 11 at 2:20pm

    Win win

  • 61 52
    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Aug 3, 11 at 7:19pm

    oh, and ps, that's not blue cheese dressing in your other pocket

  • 53 46
    Submitted by rrunyon3 on Aug 4, 11 at 3:39pm

    That sounds like a fair trade for keys...lol.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 3, 11 at 5:21pm

    There's a chicken bone/skeleton key joke to be made here but I don't have the strength.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by frommetoyou on Aug 4, 11 at 12:04am

    Does the 5 second rule apply here?

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Builder02 on Aug 3, 11 at 9:25pm

    Tread your car for some chicken I did it before I was very fucked up