Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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