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  • 34 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:20am
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    I wonder if that falls under insured damage?

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:07am
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    Yeah, your pussy must be drier than a stoner's cottonmouth.

  • 26 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:43pm
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    why am I the only one who thinks it makes more sense for this to be a guy?

  • 32 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:37pm
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    Or you just masterbate often.

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:18am
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    Ewww wash your hands at least!

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:56am
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    Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

  • 23 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:04pm
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    Oh dear god children. Lube is your friend. Use it.

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:56am
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    Rolliball?? U mean the trackball ugh u sound so unintelligent u should get an iPhone its for people of ur intelligence level

  • 25 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:30pm
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    correction. u know u have anal sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:44am
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    ......U know u masturbate too much when u send this text to ur friend trying to prove u have sex....

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:35pm
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    If by "sex" you mean jacking off while looking at dirty pictures on your phone.

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:29pm
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    only cut guys need lube...fuck a real guy

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:05pm
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    2:33 she was calling someone to fuck her the right way. She needed some big cock and needle dick couldn't give it to her!

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:03am
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    Jesus. The sex must be terrible.

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:46am
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    Who the fuck knows what the little fucking ball is anyways god damn ppl u know wht he means so read the joke and move on with life damn....

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:20pm
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    Hahahaha 10:34 is so right

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:55am
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    No such thing as too much sex.

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:35pm
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    @ 2:54 guess you have a small di.ck......ive met many holes that spit just doesnt help as good as lube.....it is what its made for...

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:10am
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    You know you aren't having sex when you confuse it with all the lube used in masterbation.

  • 21 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:46pm
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    this would be in 252, we're just so classy.

  • 19 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:19pm
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    Your from kinston I'm from pinkhill

  • 22 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:35am
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    You should probably work on getting a better, wetter vagina.

  • 8 10
    Submitted by arivs86 on Apr 22, 12 at 11:32pm
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    or when you carry lube in your purse "just in case"

  • 19 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:10pm
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    you must be from kinston

    • 10 22
      Submitted by amwilliams8617 on Jan 12, 11 at 10:00pm
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      Really? I'm pretty sure that every city has just as much sex as the other.

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:24pm
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    Seems like a pretty appropriate place for it

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:44am
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    U shouldn't get laid when u txt lk this

  • 17 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:34pm
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    You know your having too much sex when you need lube....

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:11am
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    8:28 that made no sense you fucking idioit

  • 16 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:25pm
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    who needs lube? if it aint spit it aint love

  • 18 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:33pm
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    What young person needs lube? Jeez all of you must have very very corny sex....what are we in the 50's. We got anal...need lube If she wants to do a little hand job while your down there.....need lube If your too damn big to fit in a tight area...you need lube I remember in previous years screwing until its dry.....need X and lube lol Good sex is messy lol but i dont understand why the first thing in her hand after shes done is her phone.....

  • 18 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:35am
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    You're a slut and really need to learn how to have some class. Please for the love of all the people that know u...stop acting like this

  • 21 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:26pm
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    lmfao, not only the text. but the word "rolliball" is what made me laugh.

  • 18 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:55am
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    Ramming a phone into your vagina. Classy girl.

  • 19 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:58pm
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    This has actually happened to me :P And no, I'm not a slut, I have a boyfriend. And 10:35, you're an idiot and you probably have no idea how to pleasure women. Too bad you're so horrible at sex :(

  • 16 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:40pm
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    2:33 is a moron and must not get laid very much by the opposite sex.

  • 21 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:02am
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    Either that or you shouldn't answer your phone when you're having sex and covered in lube.

  • 13 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 8:12pm
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    Only from 252, I swear. Calling it a rolliball was funny but my god do you have to be so quick to judge someone's intelligence. Really, that wasn't even the joke. Lube is used for many things and it's wonderful. If you're deprived, try it sometime.

  • 15 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:55am
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    9:56 Really made me feel "unintelligent" for having an iPhone, when he/she clearly doesn't understand the purpose of punctuation.

  • 13 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:11am
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    dude fuck all the haters- this is hilarious. and i have an iphone but if i had a blackberry i would call it a rolliball too lmfao

  • 11 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:47pm
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    4:43..i'm with you. everyone else....lube isn't just for someone NEEDING it. there are plenty of reasons it can just enhance the experience.