i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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