i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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