i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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