My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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