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  • 84 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:16pm

    This totally sounds like my friend Jessica......or maybe Erin, but more Jessica.

  • 88 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:04am

    hahahahhaha. made my day :)

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:07pm

    Lucky for you we have 3 solutions to your problems. Gastric Bypass, cosmetic surgery, and tanning! voilá!

  • 82 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 2:10pm

    Rhino v. Porn star? There's nothing in between?

  • 78 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    just go to the gym every now n then

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:17am

    So what if your a fat ass. Take a shot in the face and drink some piss. You'll be in porn in no time.

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:35am

    Don't they hire anybody for porn? Look a little more... you're sure to fulfill someone's fantasy/fetish!

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    That porn would be like something from Man v. Wild...