i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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