your thong is hanging out like whoa
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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