Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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