I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think my moral compass just broke
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