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  • 145 44
    Submitted by grnltrn5 on Feb 7, 11 at 11:26am
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    Referring to yourself in third person period is an instant turn off.

  • 117 33
    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 7, 11 at 6:59pm
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    Stick with fourth-person indefinite. "Does one like that? Does one?" "Oh yeah, one really likes this. Oh, god, here one comes!"

  • 116 43
    Submitted by queef on Feb 7, 11 at 1:04pm
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    Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!!

  • 46 36
    Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 8, 11 at 3:59am
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    As if it wasn't bad enough, do this with socks on, and consider yourself permanently single. To infinity and beyond.

  • 41 30
    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Feb 7, 11 at 5:54pm
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    Unless you're the queen, but then everything she does is kinda saucy.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by jimmyboy on Feb 7, 11 at 11:26am
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    Um duh

  • 34 32
    Submitted by kildo on Feb 7, 11 at 8:24pm
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    I wonder what she said

  • 30 38
    Submitted by joe_says_so on Feb 8, 11 at 12:56am
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    Well, I heard putting the blow up doll was an instant turn on... So you could make up for talking in third person.

  • 32 51
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Feb 7, 11 at 4:22pm
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    or it will get you grudgefucked

  • 23 56
    Submitted by toadman69_2000 on Feb 7, 11 at 3:11pm
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  • 35 90
    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 7, 11 at 11:14am
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    First!