She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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