I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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