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  • 61 32
    Submitted by idgaf on May 5, 10 at 4:45pm

    do you think this was sent before or after the flood in Tennessee?

  • 53 42
    Submitted by LynnZee on May 5, 10 at 3:47pm

    It could have been free if you had access to a hose or a bucket

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 10 at 4:07pm

    My mom lets me cum first every time :)

    • 45 46
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 4:19pm

      is it weird you put ur dick in, where you came out? Just wondering?

      • 37 52
        Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 4:23pm

        I don't think so. If I remember right, it's a cultural thing. Kind of like worshiping planets or liking KFC.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by regalbeagle on May 5, 10 at 3:34pm

    Good news, the person who sent this is officially the dumbest person in America. Also: Suck it, "Firsters."

    • 43 52
      Submitted by lmcl1982 on May 5, 10 at 10:09pm

      Sadly this message is from a Canadian to ME after he puked down my car in the beginning of February after a Gala! I can't believe I found this on here!!! Craig still owes me a damned car wash... Noodles are not what you want to find on the side of your car in the morning....

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 5, 10 at 3:45pm

    OMG- these texts Suuuuuucckkk.......

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Capt on May 5, 10 at 6:29pm

    I've used this excuse...

  • 33 53
    Submitted by jsloane on May 6, 10 at 8:19pm

    Fuck all of yall