Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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