He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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