I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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