Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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