is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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