Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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