Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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