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    Submitted by TheGODDAMbatman on Aug 26, 11 at 4:12pm
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    Yeah,... He wants to break up with you, but your ass is the size of his George Forman grill, and you'll fire it up for any wiener you can get.

  • 38 24
    Submitted by looweezee on Aug 27, 11 at 9:01pm
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    I slept with a man last summer because he had AC ... Best summer of sleeps ever

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    Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Aug 28, 11 at 12:57pm
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    I would like to point out that Dexter is on Showtime. And that you are a retard.

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    Submitted by junie519 on Aug 26, 11 at 11:54pm
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    ^^. Win!!

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    Submitted by ally260 on Aug 27, 11 at 11:59am
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    I love my boyfriend for who he is. The hbo is just a benefit. So, yeah, you're a pathetic fucking bitch.

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    Submitted by Nissticle13 on Aug 27, 11 at 3:54pm
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    And women wonder why chivalry is dead... because they killed it

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    Submitted by sitsonfaces on Aug 27, 11 at 11:09am
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    I kept dating a guy for like 6 months bc he had hbo and I couldn't wait for the DVD of Dexter season 5. I only went to his house Sunday's.lol