If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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