she woke up with a sticky ear
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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